Woken up by another being-chased-by-monsters dream. As my chase dreams go, this one wasn't bad, actually. It was giant silly-looking monsters instead of zombies, for a start (one of them looked vaguely like a pen/crocodile/race car/rocket kinda thing, and the other looked vaguely liked
Mike from
Monsters Inc, only twenty feet tall, beefy, and crusty). And for another thing, it had Captain Jack Harkness in it -- and Captain John Hart, briefly! -- so I actually had a feeling things would end well.
Best moments, either because they were hilarious or narratively strong: Jack hiding in a pen/crocodile/race car/rocket monster replica, calling up the real monster, and pretending to be an old college buddy and schmoozing to get its plans out of it. "Oh, yeah, you're planning on destroying the city? Man, that's great!"
Bobby Singer's cameo, which was narratively strong, not hilarious, because he was dead. :( I don't know if the monsters killed him or what, but there was a point where I had to get down through a ravine to get to Jack hiding in the monster replica. In order to get to the ravine, I had to drop off a rickety old ladder hanging from the porch of a house above it, and when I dropped, I had to make sure I didn't land on Bobby's body. Sadness.
Also hilarious, though, was the moment after Jack and I realized we couldn't handle the monsters. "I got nothin'." "Nope." "Back to Torchwood?" "Yep." So we headed back up the ravine to a parking lot, and the monsters followed us (that's where the chasing part of the dream came in). I think somewhere in here we picked up another guy in the party who looked vaguely like Samuel L. Jackson with a bear. Anyway, for some reason the monsters couldn't directly attack us. The Mike-knockoff was, however, shooting some kind of energy whatsit at us, so I pulled out an umbrella to ward it off. Which defied all logic and
worked.
The Mike-knockoff, annoyed, started taunting us -- or well, taunting Jack. "He comes with a bonus this time! This one's umbrella, and the Bearded One's cock!"
. . . Which I honestly can't type with a straight face.
I dunno -- all things considered, I think that dream makes at least as much sense as most episodes of Torchwood.