adiva_calandia

Man, I woke up around 7:30, dicked around the Internet for a while, went back to bed, and had a series of bizarre dreams including:

being put in a 19th-century mental institution straight out of a porn novel,
channel surfing in a house with a bunch of housemates I didn't know who were judging my taste in TV,
being driven around with roomie in my parents' mini-van by one or more of the crew guys from the opera and watching him get pulledout of the car and beat up which meant that I had to take the wheel,
and then finally some anime-style scene with a bunch of girls who needed to "abrasculate" one of their number which apparentlymeans "to make her seem masculine and mysterious so they can all lust after her."

Conclusions: my hormones are out of control, I need to get more sleep, and I really like the term "abrasculate."