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And the 2009 award for Did That Really Just Happen On The Red Carpet, presented by last year's winner Gary Busey, goes to . . .

Ryan Seacrest! For his stellar performance with the kids of Slumdog Millionare.

*cue montage music*

"Now, because we're short on time, we're not going to say all your names, but we've got them all here (Hold up paper to camera.) . . . Those are all your names, right? Did we get it all?"

"Now how was it working on Slumdog Millionare?" "--He doesn't speak English." "Oh, he doesn't speak English. How about you translate that?"

"And what's your name?" "My name is Rubina." "Oh, she speaks good English."

What the fuck, Ryan Seacrest. Seriously, what the fuck. You just got way out-classed by half a dozen kids. (Particularly Rubina. Yeah, girl!)

Date: 2009-02-23 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultramarine.livejournal.com
Wow. What an incredible tool. Scratch that: an entire hardware store. In so many different ways.

Gosh, not sorry I missed the Oscars. Because I was out watching Slumdog Millionaire, actually.

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