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[adiva_calandia]

Uh. I, uh. MighthaveaburgeoningRichieTozierheadvoice.

("Sure and it's a foine thing when a lad up and moves in loike that. Jaysus Mary and Joseph!")

And now, a meme!

Years roleplaying: Four come January!
Least favourite character? Uuuh. Hell if I know. I don't dislike any of my pups, otherwise why would I play/have played them? Thought Chainsaw (partofthefun) has on occasion forced me to say mid-thread "I need to stop and take a shower becaues I feel gross."
Male or female characters? I think I actually play more men then women, but I tend to settle at roughly half and half.
Oldest character played? Like, the first one? Henry Fitzroy (henry_fitzroy), who occasionally still pops up and makes himself known, but is largely dormant now.
Longest character played? Nita Callahan (nita_callahan), hands down.
Newest character? *eyes top of post ruefully* Probably either David Levinson from Independence Day, or possibly Trashmouth Tozier. But of characters I'm actually playing right now, I think Veronica Sawyer (teenangstbs) takes that title.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...
Jump off a bridge? Veronica, whether because all the Heathers were doing it, or in a fit of self-destruction.
Get drunk and pass out? That would be a tie between Ray (stuckinbruges) and Tom (re_mybrains), I think!
Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way? Chainsaw.
Be far too hyper for their own good? Carmela Rodriguez (i_grenfelz), baby.
Be raped? I'm going to include cazrolime's answer here, since it pretty well sums it up. Only the names have been changed to protect the record. "...You know, weirdly, probably [Will (eidetiker), Ray, and Sweetheart (notveryfearful)] again. It's what happens when Chainsaw, well, exists in one's continuity. :("
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions? Bwahahahaha. Ray wouldn't, Matt Ferrell wouldn't, Epimetheus (2020sight) wouldn't.
Get lung cancer? Ray smokes (and does most other drugs imaginable, apparently), so. Chainsaw also smokes, but he can't get lung cancer, he's already dead.
Star in a horror movie? Yeah that's be Tom.
Star in a whore movie? Uh . . . well, Sweetheart enjoys casual sex . . . um, Guinevere (mother_lost) might count in some tellings, but not mine. *shrug?* Both Kim (cant_kim) and Ann Darrow (beautiful_ann) have had to deal with the possibility of ending up in the oldest profession.
Star in a video game? Tom again, I think, followed by Matt Ferrell and David Levinson.
Make the world a better place? Nita and Charles Wallace Murry (thisfatefulhour) have both been actually tasked to do so! Eustace Scrubb (deserved_it) also did his significant bit, I think. Sweetheart and Will are both still trying, in life and afterlife.
Have a torrid gay love affair? You mean a real one with real love/desire involved? Well, Valerie (evryinchbut1) is a lesbian, Sweetheart is bi, and, uh . . . *cough* Nita and Charles Wallace could probably both be convinced without too much work.

Relate each word to a character of yours:
Love - Nita.
Hate - Will.
Money - Carmela
Seduction - Carmela again, I think. *amused*
Lies - . . . Huh. Even the rare evil ones tend to use the truth to manipulate rather than lie. Oh! Except the Queen (ladye_bright). No problems lying with that one. Kim is also living a lie, I suppose.
Tragedy - Guinevere and Jennifer Lowell (still_golden), no question.
Manipulation - The Queen and Chainsaw FIGHT MANIPULATE TO THE DEATH
Violence - Chainsaw. Sigh.
Politics - Valerie -- not that she's a politician, but her story is the most bound up in politics.
Fire - Charles Wallace.
Ice - . . . Um. Y'know, I dunno. Guinevere.

Would you ever...
Play a prostitute? Yup.
Play a musician? Carrie (of "Shasta (Carrie's Song)") in m_m is a songwriter/guitarist, and Epimetheus plays guitar. So!
Play a pilot? Sure, if I could get away with fudging the research a bit. >.>
Play a homosexual? Already do.
Play a pedophile? Mmmmaybe. If the story was compelling enough. I don't know, though.
Play a politician? Probably!
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut? *looks guiltily at Sweetheart*
Play a character who commits incest? This goes in the "pedophile" pile, I think -- along with bestialit. . . goddammit, Epimetheus, you be quiet about your honeymoon with Coyote, all right?