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Mar. 17th, 2007 03:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
adiva_calandiaSelene
Day 1: Definitely prettiest member of this group. Led by v. cute lord (?) R. V. dim, though. Not getting the Horn references. May have to just get naked to seduce him.
Day 2: Still the prettiest. Attempt to seduce R failed. Maybe tomorrow?
Day 3: R is a pansy. Reacted v. suspiciously to the giant statue of guy with ball in hand. Coincidence? Doubt it. Probably gay.
Cannot cope, off to Cairhien.
Rand
Day 1: Added a person to our party today, Selene. V. v.pretty sexy creepy pretty v. [inkblot]
Day 2: Trollocs killed: 5. Woot.
Totally fought off saidin. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Moiraine! STILL NOT THE DRAGON REBORN.
Selene tried to get naked in front of me. Egwene will kill me if I try anything.*
Day 3: Think giant statue was calling to saidin. Stupid saidin.
Met unsettling Captain Caldevwin. Hurin and Loial say he was playing something called Daes Dae'mar. Think he was just hitting on Selene. Left v. quickly after she did.
Also think he stole Shienarans's hairstyle, but inexpertly.
Day 4: Selene left in night. Am never going to understand women.
Still not the Dragon Reborn, dammit.
*Editor's note: This is essentially a direct quote of RJ.
Day 1: Definitely prettiest member of this group. Led by v. cute lord (?) R. V. dim, though. Not getting the Horn references. May have to just get naked to seduce him.
Day 2: Still the prettiest. Attempt to seduce R failed. Maybe tomorrow?
Day 3: R is a pansy. Reacted v. suspiciously to the giant statue of guy with ball in hand. Coincidence? Doubt it. Probably gay.
Cannot cope, off to Cairhien.
Rand
Day 1: Added a person to our party today, Selene. V. v.
Day 2: Trollocs killed: 5. Woot.
Totally fought off saidin. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Moiraine! STILL NOT THE DRAGON REBORN.
Selene tried to get naked in front of me. Egwene will kill me if I try anything.*
Day 3: Think giant statue was calling to saidin. Stupid saidin.
Met unsettling Captain Caldevwin. Hurin and Loial say he was playing something called Daes Dae'mar. Think he was just hitting on Selene. Left v. quickly after she did.
Also think he stole Shienarans's hairstyle, but inexpertly.
Day 4: Selene left in night. Am never going to understand women.
Still not the Dragon Reborn, dammit.
*Editor's note: This is essentially a direct quote of RJ.
