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1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when..."
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you.

Holy BALLS this list is long. But enough of the entries are genuinely amusing that I'll go with it.
( You might be an Alaskan if . . . )

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Holy shit we're leaving. I'M PRETTY SURE I'M FORGETTING STUFF. But I have my passport, my various and sundry medicines, and my various and sundry electronics, so I'll probably be okay.

SEE YOU GUYS WEST OF THE BORDER.

(For a going away present Alaska gave me nine mosquito bites on my knee. Thanks, Alaska.)