Update!

Um.

I may have forgotten to eat much today and fainted at karate class.

Yes, yes, you all have permission to yell at me for being an idiot, because I really was an idiot.

BUT. It was, actually, HILARIOUS, because who should be there to save me when I started to go down but two hot black belts I have had crushes on on-and-off for years. I woke up to one of them putting my feet up on kicking pads, one of them sitting on the mats next to me, and my sensei hovering in the background looking worried.

Now, I grant you, whenever I faint (this is the third time I've ever fainted; it hasn't happened for about two years) I wake up feeling like I've been asleep for hours, with no idea where I am since I'm not in my bed. All three times I can remember dreaming before I wake up -- which is probably actually me being semi-aware of what's going on, but it sure feels like REM to me.

Anyway, my point is: can you blame me for being a little more disoriented than usual when I woke up to a two hot guys and my sensei? Bizarre but AWESOME AND HILARIOUS.

Also hilarious because I tried to get up on my own a couple of times and got this:

"Okay, sit up, here's some water. No, don't drink too much. Lie back down."
"I feel a lot bet--"
"Lie down."
"*meek* Osu*."

Yes, I'm eating and hydrating and staying off my feet as much as possible. Yes, I feel much better. Yes, I will eat three meals and continue to hydrate tomorrow. Did I miss anything?

*Osu = "yes sir" or "yes ma'am." Apparently it's also used in the Japanese military, along with dojos. ~*The more you know*~