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WANT.

No, NEED.

Also
good.

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Spent the walk to and from the mall this lunch break composing slogans
for Anchorage in my head, which are probably funnier if you're
Alaskan.

Anchorage: Big Wild Life*
*Official slogan

Anchorage: We Hope You Like Bears**
**/Whales/Moose/Huskies/Wolves, But Mostly Bears

Anchorage: Terrible Tourist Puns Center Of The American Northwest

Anchorage: The Same 30 T-Shirts On Every Freaking Corner

Anchorage: The Only Mall In America With Real*** Moose Photo-Ops
***Stuffed

Anchorage: Our Bikers Can Take Your SUV****
****Based on that guy on 5th Ave, anyway

Anchorage: Why They Invented 4-Wheel Drive

Anchorage: Tougher Than It Seems*****

Anchorage: Yuppier Than It Seems*****
*****Not mutually exclusive!

Anchorage: It'll Be Green Soon, We Swear