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Jun. 17th, 2007 01:13 amFinal personal tally for Midnight Soapscum: Porn!
Girls kissed onstage: 3
Guys kissed onstage: 0. Their loss.
Cast members flirted with onstage: 75%
Cast members flirted with backstage: 100%
Ass-smacks received: 10+
Ass-smacks given: 10+
"Aww"s from the audience at my elephant costume: 2
Audiences cracking up at my "Mein damen und herren, mesdames et messiuers, ladies and gentlemen . . ." lines: 3
Recognitions by an audience member: 1
"In case no one's ever told you, you're a sexy bitch"s: 1
Percentage of the local theatre community I've now worked with: ^60%
I proclaim the show a success in spite of the constant line flubs of the director/writer/star, not to mention the lengthiness and occasional pedantry of the script. Any show where I go out feeling sexier and more confident than when I went in is a good show.
Girls kissed onstage: 3
Guys kissed onstage: 0. Their loss.
Cast members flirted with onstage: 75%
Cast members flirted with backstage: 100%
Ass-smacks received: 10+
Ass-smacks given: 10+
"Aww"s from the audience at my elephant costume: 2
Audiences cracking up at my "Mein damen und herren, mesdames et messiuers, ladies and gentlemen . . ." lines: 3
Recognitions by an audience member: 1
"In case no one's ever told you, you're a sexy bitch"s: 1
Percentage of the local theatre community I've now worked with: ^60%
I proclaim the show a success in spite of the constant line flubs of the director/writer/star, not to mention the lengthiness and occasional pedantry of the script. Any show where I go out feeling sexier and more confident than when I went in is a good show.
