[via e-mail] This computer lab brings all the weird to the yard

Girl Sitting Next To Me In Computer Lab: *turns to me* Did you just
get health insurance?

Me: .... What?

GSNTMICL: Did you get -- health insurance? Insurance? Any kind of --
like, do they offer any kind of . . .?

Me: ..... No?

GSNTMICL: Huh, okay. *goes back to typing*

[A few minutes pass]

Seventh-grade Guy Taking Girl's Place: I'm envious of your typing.

Me: ..... What?

SGGTGP: Your typing skills.

Me: Oh! I played a lot of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing when I was younger.

SGGTGP: I go home and I write, I don't play video games, I write, and
I'm disappointed if I don't write like six pages, but I still
fucking hunt-and-peck.

Me: .... Cool.

SGGTGP: Yeah. *goes back to his stuff*