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Y'know what sucks?

Rolling up a great bard character, loading her skills nicely, starting the campaign . . .

And getting her FREAKING TONGUE CUT OFF.

THANKS, DM, YOU'RE A SWEETHEART.

Have you ever tried to communicate to two other people that the clearing in front of you, that only you can see, is full of dismembered guards, without using your tongue or even gesturing because they can't see in the dark like you can? I mean, FUCK.

(no subject)

Why do otherwise sensible, intelligent people decide that the perfect thing to do on a beautiful third day of a three-day weekend is yard work?

*scowls*