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[adiva_calandia]

. . . I hate you people.

You realize I spent makeup class today wondering about Inigo's makeup design? You realize that I'm already designing set pieces and stage business in my head? You realize that now I actually have to DO this?!

You all suck.

*turns up "Into the Woods" as appropriate background music and opens a Word document*

I do like not having homework. :D

My Antigone script is covered in post-it notes full of analysis, line notes -- and one, well . . .

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[adiva_calandia]

(The Oedipus Trilogy

Messenger: SUPRISE INCEST
Oedipus: NO WAI!
Jocasta: INVESTIGATION -- YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Oedipus: MY EYES THEY BE SEEING 2 MUCH
Polynices: I CAN HAS THRONE NAO?
Eteocles: NO YOU CANNOT HAS THRONE (NOT YOURS)
Polynices: O RLY?
Seven armies: O HAI WE BE HAVING WAR
Polynices and Eteocles: WERE IN UR BATTLEFIELDZ KILLIN UR TWINZ
Creon: INVISIBLE JUSTIFICATION
Antigone: I R SRS GREEK. THIS R SRS BUSINESS.
Haemon: NOOO THEY BE STEALING MY GURLFRIEND
Messenger: O HAI UR FAMILY DED OF SELFS
Creon: DO NOT WANT

Curtain.)

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

Tiresias: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

[adiva_calandia]

CEILING TIRESIAS IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

(HE KNOWS GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN)

[newredshoes]

I LUV YOU

NOM NOM NOM NOM

[adiva_calandia]

:D

[genarti]

BEST REWRITE EVAR.

[batyatoon]

...That may be up there with camwyn's The Silmarillion In 1,000 Words.

(Numenor: SPLOOSH.)