(... well, really it came down to a point where my thought process was like: OMG, he would have grown a BEARD! THAT IS SO WEIRD! That's so hard to even imagine!)

. . . I have honestly barely thought about that with any of my male pups. SHIT. *giggling* Well, except Tom, because I chose a PB with a goatee and that reminded me "Oh, if you're running from zombies for six months, you probably don't have time to keep your beard neatly trimmed." But uh. Yeah.

It made sense! I think. I'm running out of brainpower on this topic.