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Somebody really needs to save me from myself. And by "myself" I mean "America's Next Top Model."

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.

Cycle 11 has dashed all my daydreams of being on the show, though, because there's someone on there for every one of my quirks. (Well, except the 4'11.75" thing, but cycle 13 will take care of that.) McKey does martial arts! Hannah is from Alaska! Elina is vegan! Elina and Isis bring GLBTQ issues to the show!

But worse than having my daydreams of being on the show dashed is how freaking invested I get in the show. Cycle 10: Whitney was such a bitch! Anya was clearly a better model, consistently, not to mention being by far the nicest person on the show! She even edged out Fatima for my affections! And Whitney won? Injustice!

And cycle 11! Screw all y'all hating on Isis! Yeah, I'm looking at you, ShaRaun! Clark, lay the hell off McKey! She can kick your ass!

And then I go try and smile with my eyes in the mirror and remember how much I dislike my profile. >.>

Somebody, please. Stage an intervention. Recommend a new TV show for me. When I start pondering Tyra in mixed_muses, things are in a bad place.

UndeadWriter1488 (12:20:45 AM): Milliways needs more reality show plots.
MerkyDee (12:20:52 AM): D;GK;DKHL;LHF
MerkyDee (12:20:54 AM): IT DOES
MerkyDee (12:20:56 AM): PLEASE
MerkyDee (12:21:21 AM): what if, like
UndeadWriter1488 (12:21:24 AM): I wonder if someone could app Tim Gunn by claiming he's a persona like Colbert
MerkyDee (12:21:53 AM): patrons wandering by a certain picture/something/area of the bar got spirited away to an alternate dimension pocket where they were in a reality show
UndeadWriter1488 (12:22:03 AM): jklfjds he could come in on Halloween or Mardi Gras or whatever and stare.
UndeadWriter1488 (12:22:07 AM): "Frankly, I'm concerned."
MerkyDee (12:22:07 AM): and the onyl clue to their whereabouts was in a TV visible from the bar
UndeadWriter1488 (12:22:13 AM): *_*
MerkyDee (12:22:14 AM): *only
MerkyDee (12:22:17 AM): ahahahaha
UndeadWriter1488 (12:23:24 AM): I think you could app Tyra Banks claiming that no supermodel is that utterly insane in real life
UndeadWriter1488 (12:23:31 AM): or Simon Cowell vs the evil kareoke machine
MerkyDee (12:23:38 AM): I WAS WONDERING

Also, in all seriousness -- I am going to keep harping on this until I get someone to agree with me -- we have Project Runway and ANTM. Now where's the show for the fashion photographers? Because honestly, I would freaking love to be the person taking the shots in ANTM. Talk about awesome.