The other day I was typing up our script of Antigone -- the Anouilh version, which, if you haven't read, is FULL OF MONOLOGUES, so we're cutting it down.
Me: Do you mind if I make my own judicious edits?
Bosslady: Please do. Just don't add any aliens. Or make it a musical.
Me: How about a TARDIS?
Bosslady: ... I could be convinced.